Etiquette:
~Leave your wallets in your car for safekeeping,
along with any jewelry, sunglasses, or other
personal items you could accidentally leave behind.
~Please place the white envelope on the dresser or counter when you first arrive. Otherwise, this
becomes very uncomfortable, and we can't proceed
until this is done.
~A shower is set up for you after if you need it.
Please arrive clean.
~Feel free to bring beverages if you choose to.
I do have limited choices during your stay.

Let's be honest, the excuse of " I can't verify because I'm Married or My Job is so important", is tired.
If you were really worried about those things, you wouldn't be on these sites.